Here at Apple, we are so excited to announce… that we are finally updating the Mac Pro. …Next year. Introducing the all-new iMac Pro! Now, we understand that there are many creative professionals out there, who want a powerful Mac… …to edit their photos and videos. Which is why the iMac Pro was introduced by Link! Oh, and we also learnt our lesson from the MacBook Pro and decided to include both USB-A and USB-C. And… USB-B? Oh look, praise the Tim Cookie Monster! It has a full-size SD card slot! …In the back. So, good luck getting it in there, I think you have to… …grab it by one of it’s gigabytes and then just…Teraflop it. Right in there. And with up to 18 cores of Xerox and 42 megabucks in cash, it has all the power you could ever want. In a brand-new darker case! Which is why I decided to call it… …the iMac Black! Power! Oh, no, sorry, that’s right… Someone told me that was wildly inappropriate. So, I had a look at its keyboard instead, and thought… Hmm… ….the Stevie W- The iMac is also compatible with the HTC VIVE headset.That can deliver fully-immersive VR experiences! Such as the Star Wars SimCity, made by industrial light magic. Though, I think they ran out of a bit of that magic when it came to their lightsabers. “Oh no, Darth… Laser Pointer! Ah, don’t get me in the eye!” Oh, I can’t judge though, I programmed the new Apple Watch’s… kaleidoscope watch face. It’s a way of… distorting photos. To make it… harder to read the watch. Yeah, look… It cost them a lot of money and I think… they’re still looking for me. He’s from Australia… and he’s just 10 years old. Now, a powerful computer needs powerful software. Which is why the iMac Pro will run on the brand-new… macOS High Sierra! Yes, ha, ha, ha… But… but no. It’s not run by hippies. Though… one of the main features we did show off is that you can change the color of your beanie.The iMac Pro! It costs $2,000 less than if you built a PC yourself… Out of gold. Subscribe today! FUNKY TIME! What a funky week! Hi everyone, hope you enjoyed all those Apple announcements, which forced me to make a plethora of parody videos. 5 videos in one week, ! Too much funk to handle! Thanks for watchin’, subscribe if you haven’t already. And I’ll see ya later. SAMTIME, SIGNIN’ OFF! .